Is one of your New Year's resolutions to not be late? Then this giveaway is just in time (see what I did there?)! Every year I always tell myself I'm going to be more organized and more punctual, maybe I should start wearing a watch. I've been wanting to get my hands (or wrist?) on a cute chunky guy watch like the CET05001W and CEM65006D models. So lucky you to whoever gets this little gem (valued at $135) you get to start the year off right!
And let's make the entries interesting, shall we? To enter, comment below with a joke (and your email) by FRIDAY, JANUARY 14TH. I'd say the one that makes me laugh the most wins, but let's get real, it doesn't take much to crack me up. I'll pick a winner at random.
That watch is lovely. Thanks for hosting the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite joke at the moment is:
What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom
Emma (dailyclothesfix@gmail.com)
A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.
ReplyDeleteThat's it. That's all I got. Give me a break. It's early and I haven't had my 6th cup of coffee yet. But honestly, you can't go wrong with a hipster joke.
Carlie@ronronmx.com
Those are very cute! Very on trend with the men's wear thing.
ReplyDeleteJoke: My new year's resolution is tol stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
- Laura
(cucu92990@gmail.com)
The snail, goes into a Car dealership he asks the salesmen if they have any big balck sports cars? The sales men says yes. The snail says, could you please put a big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen says why? The snail says it's personal I don't want to tell you. SO he comes back in a week. With a Big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a Big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen asks the mechanic I wonder why he wanted the Big S? The mechanic says I don't know but look at that S-car-go!
ReplyDeleterwvanvoorhis at gmail dot com
What do you call a cow with no legs?.................Ground Beef!!!! lol
ReplyDeletejasminebrletich@gmail.com
What is Mozart doing right now?
ReplyDeleteDecomposing!!
Caitlin
rory_spirit@hotmail.com
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
ReplyDeleteaRRRRRRggggg
(okay cheesy but my school's mascot is a pirate!)
hannahecherry AT gmail DOT com
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
ReplyDeleteWa-ta!
Lindsey Soup
I'm hunting for the perfect watch. This one could be it!
Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer.... and an apron?
ReplyDelete*ahem*
(granted, it took me a while to laugh at this! but ... well.. yeah. I laughed! I hope you do too.. as I think this watch is DIVINE! I'm teaching my 2nd graders to tell time (sans digital devices) after the holidays. They think it's magical that I can tell time with no numbers!! This watch would be great to use in my lesson! So.. please laugh! :)
Why did the belt go to jail?
ReplyDeleteHe held up a pair of pants!!
Hahah fashion can be funny!
Meryn(dot)Thunen(at)gmail(dot)com
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
ReplyDelete... Poke her face! HA...
Tiffany
blingandsparkle(at)gmail(dot)com
How can you spot Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
ReplyDelete...He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
(I love that joke!)
marci(dot)garza(at)gmail(dot)com
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ReplyDeleteWho cares? The light bulb was better before it changed.
or... Some obscure number that you've never heard of.
Thanks! (zacademic@gmail.com)
First off love your blog! Second this is my all time favorite joke, it's sorta way cheese but I don't care ;)!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby!! Bwahahahaha!!
~Morgan (Morgan@meevirginiadesign.com)
MEET VIRGINIA!
Is it me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
ReplyDeleteMegan misses you Jensen
(megan.jensen90@yahoo.com)
( You will need to say this outloud to get the full effect)
ReplyDeleteKnock-Knock
Whose there?
Smell Mop
Smell Mop Who ( which sounds like Smell my poo)
It's so cheesy but I adore that joke. I use it all the time, and the best part it is appropriate for every one! Kids and grandparents love it :)
I also love this watch. Thanks for hosting!
godkay1886@Yahoo.com
www.sequinissues.blogspot.com
I've got a Christmas themed joke:
ReplyDeleteThree good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Nebraska farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Husker replied, 'These are Carols.'
Ooooh, it even tells the date. That, I need.
ReplyDeleteOk. this joke mysteriously caused my grandfather to laugh so hard he actually fell over and took out the coffee table, traumatizing his entire family (he was fine). Brace yourself.
Why couldn't the elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he didn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Anticlimactic? Yeah. We thought so too.
what's the difference between an orange?
ReplyDeletea refrigerator, because a motorcycle doesn't have doors.
also, a great watch. would be perfect to replace the one i broke at work.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
ReplyDeleteFo' drizzle.
I was totally going to use the Snoop Dogg joke.
ReplyDeleteHere is my joke: Is said by hipster cat:
My favorite pokeman is Diglett because he is still underground.
And a funny quote I stumbled upon:
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
- Bill Watterson
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