And the winner is...

The random winner of the Orient Watch Giveaway is... SAGE61!

Here's her joke: Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into the bar and ordered a beer.... and an apron?

I'll be honest, it totally goes over my head, but that's part of the reason I thought it was funny. 

So Sage, email me with your shipping info! Thank you everyone for posting your jokes, you honestly had me in stitches!